Cheapest priced copy (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles): $0.35 at Card Kingdom, near mint, their price list as of .
Spicy Oatmeal Pizza 
Artifact — Food · Rare · Wizards Play Network 2026 · #7
When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Legal inCommanderBrawlStandardPioneerModernLegacyVintage
Not legal inPauper
2 printings · $0.35 to $1.49 at Card Kingdom
| Set | Number | Rarity | Card Kingdom | Foil |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wizards Play Network 2026 | 7 | Rare | $0.49 | $1.49 |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | 109 | Uncommon | $0.35 | $0.49 |
5 rulings from Wizards of the Coast
- 27 January 2026Food is an artifact type. Even though it appears on some creatures, it's never a creature type.
- 27 January 2026Some spells and abilities that create Food tokens may require targets. If each target chosen is an illegal target as that spell or ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve. You won't create any Food tokens.
- 27 January 2026If the target of Spicy Oatmeal Pizza's first ability is illegal as the ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve and none of its effects will happen. You won't be dealt damage. (You can just tell your friends it wasn't that spicy.)
- 27 January 2026Whatever you do, don't eat the cards. (Also, don't make the pizzas pictured on the cards. You don't have the digestive system of a Ninja Turtle.)
- 27 January 2026If an effect refers to a Food, it means any Food artifact, not just a Food artifact token. For example, you can sacrifice Pizza Face (a Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant) to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability (an ability with "Sacrifice a Food" in its cost). You can't sacrifice a Food to pay multiple costs. For example, you can't sacrifice a Food token to activate its own ability and also to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability.